Ten Things I Would Ask God When I Die
When I die and go to heaven, I would love to ask God the following questions.
- Did Led Zeppelin really sell their souls to the devil and encode backwards messages in Stairway to Heaven?
- Was Abraham Lincoln gay?
- Did Michael Jackson really touch those kids?
- Is the Shroud of Turin a hoax or the real deal?
- Is Earth the only planet with intelligent life?
- Is time travel possible? If so, can we go forward and backward, or just one or the other?
- Was the big bang a means of creation?
- If 99.999% of an atom is empty space, where does mass come from?
- Is there a New World Order?
- Did Jesus’s farts smell?
Leave a comment if there are any questions you would ask Him. I’m sure I forgot a ton of good ones.
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Did O.J. do it?
Of course he did it. Even humans know that!
Yeah, I figured. He’ll get his in the end.
Yeah, the rear end.
did you ever wonder if god even knows the answer to these questions? could he possibly be just as curious as us? or perhaps not even care? with a whole universe to play around with, are such trifles really to be at the forefront of his curiosity?
food for thought or drunken ramblings of a crazed lunatic? i say a little bit of both… mostly the latter.
Would having the answers to these questions now change your life at all?
It would satisfy idle curiosity.
Here’s a question. Who’s P-note?